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thats-so-kailyn:

mightymargaretofanjou:

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

In his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy

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fucked-up-world-2002:

British people be like

*wakes up during a heart transplant*

Right what’s all this then

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paper-mario-wiki:

i severely underestimated the amount of time it would take to add ed edd n eddy sound effects to things. everything just moves so quickly and when you start adding sound effects you REALLY start to notice the silence inbetween actions.

this took me like 40 minutes.

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Anonymous Maybe Jeff Bezos is only getting a divorce because he realised marriage is a type of union

ohmygodthanks:

This is the best anon ask I’ve ever received.

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its-pronounced-eye-gor:

the muppets, 1x02: “Hostile Makeover”

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tinytheursaring:
“judge corsola will now sentence you for your treason”

tinytheursaring:

judge corsola will now sentence you for your treason

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wlwriot:

capitalchirp:

wlwriot:

wlwriot:

wlwriot:

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”


AFRAID OF WHAT??

Why did you say it as a joke?

C'mon. Answer it.

she told me she calls it “soda” instead of “pop”. I replied “homophobia at its finest” because i thought that would be silly and very obviously not a serious accusation of homophobia. It appears i couldn’t have been more wrong. 

only homophobes say “pop” though so

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